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Sunday, September 10, 2023

1994: Color of Night.

Dr. Bill Capa (Bruce Willis) gets involved with a troubled young woman (Jane March).
Dr. Bill Capa (Bruce Willis) gets involved
with a troubled young woman (Jane March).

Release Date: Aug. 19, 1994. Running Time: 121 minutes (theatrical), 139 minutes (director's cut). Screenplay: Billy Ray, Matthew Chapman. Producer: Buzz Feitshans, David Matalon, Andrew G. Vajna. Director: Richard Rush.


THE PLOT:

After a patient commits suicide in front of him, psychologist Bill Capa (Bruce Willis) loses the ability to see the color red. Needing time to recover, he goes to Los Angeles to stay with his friend, Bob Moore (Scott Bakula), who became rich after the breakout success of his self-help book, Way to Go!.

All is not well with Bob. He has been receiving death threats, which he is convinced are from someone in his Monday therapy group, and he hopes that Bill can help him identify which of his patients is actually dangerous. Bill sits in on one meeting, but nothing really stands out... and before the next meeting takes place, Bob is brutally murdered.

With a little manipulation from police Lt. Martinez (Ruben Blades), Bill takes over the Monday group. He also begins talking to the patients one-on-one, trying to figure out what happened and who was responsible. He's only barely started investigating when he runs into Rose (Jane March), a beautiful young woman who refuses to reveal anything about herself - but who seems to be entangled with every member of the group...

Bill admires an art piece that reflects his own fractured state.
Bill admires an art piece that reflects his own fractured state.

CHARACTERS:

Dr. Bill Capa: Bruce Willis is well-cast as the traumatized psychologist. In the wake of his patient's death, Bill is cut off from his own emotions. This is a good fit for Willis's persona, as it actually creates an in-story reason for the sense that he's ironically observing his own actions. When he initiates the affair with Rose, he does so fully aware that she's too young for him. He even remarks at one point, when she arrives wearing a backpack, that it makes her look even younger than she already is. "Always guess the cliché, and you won't be disappointed," he quips.

Rose: Jane March was cast because of her performance in Jean-Jacques Annaud's The Lover, a movie that involved many explicit scenes. Despite this, she was uncomfortable with this film's nudity - I suspect at least in part because, while The Lover's sex scenes formed a major part of the character dynamics, Color of Night's were pure exploitation. Her performance is actually good despite some poor dialogue, and she manages a decent American accent. But the Razzies, in their ongoing inability to distinguish between bad acting and good acting in a flawed movie, still nominated her as Worst Actress.

Det. Martinez: Rubén Blades steals his every scene as the foul-mouthed lieutenant assigned to the case. When Bill seems reluctant to talk to the therapy group, he convinces him by giving an example of how tactful he would be in delivering the news: "Listen up, you f***ing daffodils, your shrink is dead!" Bill regards him with open disgust, which seems to be entirely reciprocated. The director's cut adds in a few extra character details, revealing the reason why Martinez wants to avoid direct contact with the group.

Dr. Bob Moore: Scott Bakula makes a solid impression as the ill-fated Los Angeles therapist. He and Bruce Willis are convincing in portraying the competitive side of the friendship between the two characters, and he projects enough intelligence for us to believe that he managed to figure out much of the mystery before his death.

The Therapy Group: The patients Bill inherits, played by some very recognizable 1990s character actors. Lesley Ann Warren is Sondra, a nymphomaniac/kleptomaniac. Brad Dourif is Clark, an attorney with OCD who compulsively counts every book in the office at every meeting (inevitably, this turns into a plot point). Kevin J. O'Connor is Casey, an obnoxious rich kid who fancies himself an artist.

The best performance not only of the group, but of the film, comes from Lance Henriksen as Buck, who is suffering from PTSD after witnessing the deaths of his wife and daughter. Henriksen doesn't overact, and so he holds our focus even when the others are screaming at each other. Two of the movie's best moments belong to him: a scene during a storm, with Buck's pain tangible as he relates the exact events leading up to his family's death; and a later bit in which he expresses his forgiveness for another character (though this only occurs in the director's cut). These scenes are well-written, and Henriksen wrings maximum emotion out of them precisely because he plays them with restraint.

The members of the therapy group react to news of their doctor's death.
The members of the therapy group react
to news of their doctor's death.

"SAY SOMETHING NICE":

Color of Night was Richard Rush's return to the director's chair for the first (and last) time since 1980's The Stunt Man. I think it's fair to say that it wasn't the movie anyone had been waiting for. That said, particularly in the director's cut, it is evident that Rush knows how to compose a shot and how to build a scene.

I've commented on other big studio Razzie winners by noting professional polish. Never mind "polish" - in its director's cut, Color of Night looks gorgeous. Shots are beautifully framed, with Rush making the most of every setting: Bob Moore's office, where the group meets; the expensive but coldly antiseptic house where Bill is staying; Buck's darkened living room, with the storm in the background; Casey's cluttered loft; a welder's garage. Every setting is atmospheric, and every shot is well-composed.

The story has its problems, even in the director's cut. Still, Color of Night is an extremely well-made movie.

Well, one version of it is, at least...

Bill and Rose stumble across important plot information - but only in the director's cut.
Bill and Rose stumble across important plot
information - but only in the director's cut.

THE UNKINDEST CUT

There are two versions of Color of Night: producer Andrew Vajna's 122 minute theatrical cut, and Richard Rush's 139 minute director's cut. These are more different than the usual theatrical/director split, because Vajna's cut is not a simple reduction of Rush's version. The two cuts were prepared entirely independently of each other.

Rush had been led to believe that he had final cut, but he did not. He remained determined to release his version, and both cuts were test screened before Vajna fired him. The Director's Guild of America stepped in and negotiated a settlement: Vajna's cut would be theatrically released, but Rush's would be the version distributed on home video. There's a lot more (some public nastiness from Vajna, Rush's possibly related heart attack), but that's the gist of it.

Vajna's cut hit theaters in August 1994... with disastrous results. The theatrical version removes vital character and plot information and rearranges scenes, all of which combine to create inconsistencies. Set pieces are not properly established, including the film's big car chase, and multiple threads are left dangling. Editing is more jagged, and shots within scenes don't flow into each other the same way they do in Rush's cut. The use of color is also different. Rush avoids red hues, reflecting Bill's affliction; he only allows red back into the lighting and flesh tones at the very end. Vajna does not do the same, which creates a noticeable visual difference.

For what it's worth, Richard Rush ultimately "won." The theatrical cut flopped miserably, while the VHS director's version topped sales and rental charts. For most of the time from then to now, Rush's version has been the primary one available. Even the 2019 Kino-Lorber blu-ray, which includes both versions, clearly makes the longer cut the main feature with the theatrical one more of an extended extra.

Streaming services are about 50/50 on which version you'll find: Vudu and Prime carry the director's cut, while YouTube and Apple TV carry the theatrical cut. Avoid the shorter version: The director's cut may not exactly be a good movie, but it's well made and enjoyable. The theatrical cut is just bad.

Bill is entranced by Rose.
Bill is entranced by Rose.

AN EROTIC THRILLER THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN:

Color of Night would have likely been a lot better if it had been made a few years earlier or a few years later. Unfortunately, it came to the screen in 1994, when producers were still trying to box every suspense movie into the "erotic thriller" genre to try to recapture the lightning-in-a-bottle success of Basic Instinct.

The sex scenes never feel like an integral part of the movie. The relationship between Bill and Rose is developed (such as it is) in dialogue scenes, while the suspenseful moments occur when Bill is investigating and/or being stalked by the killer. The sex scenes neither advance character dynamics nor build suspense. As a result, the pace gets bogged down by them.

This is particularly true of the mid-film sex scene, which seems to go on forever. Bill and Rose start off in a swimming pool, where the director's cut treats female viewers to a blink-and-you'll-miss-it shot of Little Bruce. Then they're in the bed. Then it seems to be over as they exchange dialogue while eating... Only for the film to go back to them in the shower. Then we dissolve to a shot of some hang gliders, a sure tip that we're about to get back to the story... Only we're not, because they're back in bed.

I will say that Bruce Willis and Jane March actually have reasonable chemistry, and their sex scenes are better shot and better staged than most erotic thrillers from the period. But the scenes don't feel like they belong; they feel like they were tacked on.

Lt. Martinez (Rubén Blades) - The potty-mouthed Columbo.
Lt. Martinez (Rubén Blades) - The potty-mouthed Columbo.

OTHER MUSINGS:

At its heart, Color of Night is a goofy, Hitchcock-themed psychological thriller. There are multiple Hitchcock references dotted throughout, with nods to Psycho, Vertigo, and Rear Window being so blatant that this sometimes feels like a Brian DePalma movie in all but name.

The tone is deliberately over-the-top, particularly in the director's cut. The opening scenes, portraying the events leading to the suicide of Bill's patient, are so overplayed that they become vaguely comical. When she throws herself out the window, we not only see her fall: We get a succession of shots of her falling for a ludicrously long time. It goes on for so long that it goes from shocking to funny, even as she hits the ground - and it feels clear that every giggle is absolutely intentional.

The patients in group are played by actors capable of subtlety, only here they're directed to chew scenery: Brad Dourif bugs out his eyes like an alien, Lesley Ann Warren shouts every line, and Kevin J. O'Connor dials both sleaze and twitchiness up to 11. Even the murder is overbaked, from Scott Bakula's girlish scream to the sheer number of stab wounds, to his final dying posture. Later, the killer starts stalking Bruce Willis, making attempts on his life. One begins with a crank phone call made in a sing-song voice, while another features a rattlesnake in a mailbox! It's all so overplayed that it's almost cartoonish, and Richard Rush wants us to know that he's in on the joke.

The story depends on multiple plot twists, and most of them are easy to see coming. That Jane March's character is involved with every member of the group is presented as a big revelation... Except that the movie reveals it much earlier, around the one-hour mark! The killer is so obvious that most viewers will call it in the character's very first scene. Other would-be surprises depend on characters not sharing information that they have no reason to keep secret. Heck, the only investigating Bruce Willis should have to do is to read the patients' files. One key patient appears through court order, and the key information should be part of that person's official record!

The climax, in which Bill finally figures out who the killer is and goes to confront that person, depends on him being deeply stupid. Put yourself into his situation: You have determined the identity of the person who has killed at least two people and who has made multiple (if ridiculous) attempts on your life. Do you: (a) Call the police and share your evidence; or (b) Specifically avoid contacting the police so that you can go into the killer's lair alone, unarmed, and at night? If you're Bill, apparently "Option B" looks like a good idea.

While investigating, Bill encounters a cow statue. Yeah, this film is definitely meant to be taken seriously...
Yeah, this film is definitely meant to be taken seriously...

THE OTHER NOMINEES:

Writer/director Lawrence Kasdan's Wyatt Earp isn't bad so much as unfocused, and it does not belong on this list. It mainly suffers from being released after the Kurt Russell/Val Kilmer Tombstone, which limited its scope and was more satisfying as a result.

The Specialist is a lesser Sylvester Stallone vehicle, misdirected and featuring one of Stallone's dullest performances. Parts of it are almost saved by the overacting of baddies Eric Roberts, Rod Steiger, and particularly James Woods. As the main villain, Woods doesn't merely go over the top: He launches past the top on his way into space, nukes the top from orbit, then comes back down to Earth to bury the ashes of the top just to make sure.

If the Razzies really wanted to stick it to Bruce Willis (again), then North would have been a much more appropriate Worst Picture selection than Color of Night. Willis pops up in a variety of guises while helping insufferable "perfect child" North (Elijah Wood) to figure out that he's not Too Good for His Parents. This barrage of relentlessly unfunny skits prompted Roger Ebert to deliver a memorable tirade: "I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it."

That said, I found even North to be preferable to On Deadly Ground, the directorial debut of Steven Seagal. This environmentalist themed thriller features action that is leaden and dull, universally dreadful performances, and a heavy-handed message delivered via a 5-minute speech by that great orator, Steven Seagal. On the plus side, it marked the beginning of the end for his inexplicable superstar status.

I don't see how the Razzie voters could have labeled even the theatrical cut of Color of Night as worse than On Deadly Ground or North. For all its faults, Color of Night is fun to watch - fun being a quality nowhere in evidence in those other two movies.


OVERALL:

Color of Night is relentlessly silly, but it's never dull. This is not a good movie at all, even in its director's cut. Still, it's clear that the pervasive goofiness is intentional, and there is a fair amount of fun to be had.

If you're going to watch it, make sure you watch the director's cut. It's a much stronger version of this dumb movie: better made, with better character bits and more internal consistency. It's also more fun, because the off-kilter kookiness is dialed up even more in the director's version, making it clear that all the laughs - even the derisive ones - are absolutely intentional.


Rating - Director's Cut: Popcorn & Soda.

Rating - Theatrical Cut: Turkey.


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Tuesday, March 28, 2023

1991: Hudson Hawk.

Falling without style: Hawk and Anna
make an escape in Leonardo da Vinci's flyer.
Falling without style: Hawk and Anna
make an escape in Leonardo da Vinci's flyer.

Release Date: May 24, 1991. Running Time: 100 minutes. Screenplay: Steven E. de Souza, Daniel Waters. Producer: Joel Silver. Director: Michael Lehmann.


THE PLOT:

It's the day of his release from prison, and all cat burglar Eddie "Hudson" Hawk (Bruce Willis) wants to do is relax and enjoy a nice, hot cappuccino. But it isn't to be. Small-town mobsters Cesar and Antony Mario demand he rob an auction house and steal a particular artwork: a clay model of a horse created by Leonardo da Vinci.

He and his partner Tommy (Danny Aiello) do the job, but the burglary is only the beginning. Hawk soon finds himself involved with two psychotic billionaires (Richard E. Grant, Sandra Bernhard), a rogue CIA agent (James Coburn), and even the Vatican in a plot to destroy the world economy!

Our unlikely heroes: Hudson Hawk (Bruce Willis) and Tommy Five-Tone (Danny Aiello)
Our unlikely heroes: Hudson Hawk (Bruce Willis)
and Tommy Five-Tone (Danny Aiello).

CHARACTERS:

Hudson Hawk: This was Bruce Willis's pet project, and the only movie in which he received a "story by" credit. Hawk is a lot closer to Willis's Moonlighting character than to John McClane. He's cocky and switches between being smooth in some scenes and almost cartoonishly wacky in others. The character is sometimes incoherent, veering between amazing competence and utter idiocy, but Willis's energetic performance makes him good enough company for the 90-plus minute ride.

Tommy Five-Tone: In the first twenty minutes, Hawk makes a series of cracks about how much weight his partner (Danny Aiello) has put on during his time away. None of these jibes is funny in the least. On top of that, while no one would accuse Aiello of being svelte, he doesn't look any more overweight than the average middle-aged man. Thankfully, the fat jokes stop relatively early on, and Aiello has terrific buddy chemistry with Bruce Willis. Their scenes together are easily the movie's best, which makes it a head-scratcher that the script separates them for roughly half the running time. Also, the film features two musical caper scenes, which reveal that Aiello had a surprisingly decent singing voice.

Anna: Hawk's love interest, an art expert who is working for the Vatican and who hides a secret of her own... one that's as easy to guess as it is spectacularly unconvincing. Andie MacDowell was always a limited actress, and she has no particular screen chemistry with Willis, making her easily the weakest of the movie's principals. Still, she throws herself gamely into a couple of absolutely absurd moments - notably when she channels her inner dolphin during an interrogation.

Darwin and Minerva Mayflower: "I'm the villain!", Richard E. Grant's Darwin Mayflower gleefully tells Hawk in their first real scene together. As the married, psychopathic billionaires, Grant and Sandra Bernhardt go so far over-the-top that I'm pretty sure they achieve orbit. I'd say this is the right approach. The script has them giggling while setting off explosives, then doing a tango after casually shooting two people. Given this, subtlety really isn't called for. Your reaction to these characters is probably going to be a good test of your reaction to the film itself: If you're amused by them, you'll probably go with the rest of the absurdity; if you find them obnoxious and annoying, then you probably won't.

"Kit Kat": Also embracing the absurdity of the movie is co-star David Caruso, in what is certainly the oddest role of his career. He's one of four CIA henchmen, all of whom are named after candy bars. Kit Kat is easily the most interesting of this group. He never speaks. He communicates by handing printed cards to people. Oh, and he loves disguises. At one point, he escorts Andie MacDowell while wearing a dress and wig to match hers. Later, he disguises himself as a Roman statue. Neither of these serve any apparent purpose, and there's never an explanation for them. Frankly, I'd happily watch an entire movie about this character; every time he appears, the results are interesting, and I think Caruso comes the closest to capturing the attitude the film is striving for.

George Kaplan: James Coburn was re-emerging as a screen presence in the early nineties after issues with arthritis had limited his eighties work. The character name, a nod to Cary Grant's role in North by Northwest, is one of the film's cleverer conceits, one that wisely is never commented on in any way. Coburn's talents are hardly taxed, but he seems to savor some of his lines. When Hawk meets him in Rome, Kaplan reminisces about this being the site of his first bare-handed strangulation, then immediately declares that he misses Communism. He also has a fight with Hawk late in the film, with each blow resulting in sound effects straight out of a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Kit Kat (David Caruso), disguised as a Roman statue. Just because.
Kit Kat (David Caruso), disguised as a statue. Just because.


"SAY SOMETHING NICE":

Hudson Hawk may not be a good movie, but I find it an almost compulsively watchable one. Most of the jokes fall flat, but just enough hit the mark. Bruce Willis is at his most engaged, and he and Danny Aiello are terrific on-screen together. The movie maintains a generally amiable tone even when events don't quite seem to flow into each other.

If I were to catalogue all the scenes I enjoyed, this section would go on for several paragraphs, because I found quite a lot to like. Suffice it to say: Hudson Hawk moves fast, and I was amused enough to be carried over the stupidest moments. Among Razzie winners, I'd rate this as one of the most enjoyable.

So of course it was eventually nominated as one of the worst movies of the decade.


A VICTIM OF ITS OWN AD CAMPAIGN:

In part, I think Hudson Hawk was a victim of its own ad campaign. By 1991, the first two Die Hard films had established Bruce Willis as an action star. It was an image that, at that time, he was still kicking against. Just a few years earlier, he had been largely considered a comedy actor, and that's very much the mode he's in here.

There's more Topkapi in this film's DNA than Die Hard - and probably more Bugs Bunny than either of those. Which was not what the studio wanted, so they released it as a Bruce Willis action extravaganza. Something it definitely wasn't. It rarely gets audiences on your side when you advertise one movie and actually release something completely different.

Now, I doubt there was enough of an audience for Hudson Hawk's freewheeling absurdity to make this very expensive film into a hit - but what audience there was for it, largely skipped it; and the audience that showed up for "Bruce Willis, Action Star!" was largely displeased at getting "Bruce Willis, Comedian."

The Mayflowers (Sandra Bernhardt, Richard E. Grant). They're the villains, and they're happy to tell you so.
The Mayflowers (Sandra Bernhardt, Richard E. Grant).
They're the villains, and they're happy to tell you so.

OTHER MUSINGS:

By now, it's probably clear that I mostly liked Hudson Hawk, but I'm not going to deny that it has plenty of flaws. The biggest of these is that the movie seems very impressed with itself. It thinks it's a lot cooler, cleverer, and funnier than it ever truly manages to be.

One thing it isn't, though? It isn't boring. The story moves propulsively from one set piece to the next. By the 25-minute mark, we've observed an art heist and a murder. By 40 minutes, there's been an explosion and a car chase with Bruce Willis zipping down the highway on a hospital gurney while being shot at by mobsters. It never stops moving.

Also, while it may be less cool and clever than it thinks it is, there are moments that work. Hawk and Tommy time their heists using songs. No, this doesn't make sense - as Tommy points out, there's a thing called a watch that would be more reliable - but it results in some fun moments. The auction house heist near the beginning of the film is completed in time to Swinging on a Star in a set piece that's brisk and fun. I also reliably laughed every time Richard E. Grant, Sandra Bernhardt, James Coburn, or David Caruso showed up. The actors knew the tone the film was aiming for and hit it dead on... even if Grant became quite vocal in his own disdain for the movie.

CIA agent George Kaplan (James Coburn) enjoys murder,
misses the Cold War, and looks forward to his pension.
CIA agent George Kaplan (James Coburn) enjoys murder,
misses the Cold War, and looks forward to his pension.

THE OTHER NOMINEES:

Cool as Ice was an attempt by Vanilla Ice to spin his (very, very) short-lived music success into movies. I haven't actually seen the film, but every clip I've viewed is so hilariously awful as to almost qualify as art. Dice Rules is an Andrew Dice Clay standup film. I actually think Dice Clay is a decent actor, as I noted in my review of The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, but it's fair to say that his standup persona is not at all to my tastes, and I will continue to avoid Dice Rules.

I have seen Nothing but Trouble... unfortunately. Dan Aykroyd's lugubrious stab at feature film directing wastes the talents of himself, Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, and John Candy. Hudson Hawk may be a lot less funny than it thinks it is, but Nothing but Trouble is never funny. It's also visually ugly and leadenly paced. Finally, there's Return to the Blue Lagoon; other than featuring an early performance by a young Milla Jovovich (given the nudity, I'd argue too young), I doubt there's anything interesting to say about it.

Either Cool as Ice or Nothing but Trouble seem considerably more deserving of a "Worst Picture" title than Hudson Hawk. It's common enough that I disagree with the Razzies' final decision. It's far less common that I come out thinking that the "winner" was probably by far the best of the films nominated!


OVERALL:

Hudson Hawk is always on the verge of going off the rails throughout, and it finally does so near the end. The last twenty minutes falls almost completely flat, and the resolution is both rushed and predictable.

Still, for 80 of its 100 minutes, the movie had me. I knew it wasn't good, but it kept a smile on my face and kept me entertained. Given the nature of this review series, it's unreasonable to expect much better than that.


Rating: Popcorn & Soda.

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